Spartacus sucks.

I had the misfortune of walking into the end of an episode of the 'hit' show, Spartacus. It inspired me to write a review!

Just so everyone knows, I don't enjoy most attempts made on film & television. Its all crap. Except for what I like, that stuff is good.

Anyway, Spartacus equals weird tits & a dick that was covered in gold paint which was disappointing, they can't ever just show a dick on TV. The only actress I recognized was Xena, Warrior Princess, who appears to be aging well. I wish she acted similarly.

If you're considering Spartacus for your Netflix instant queue, I'd say don't unless you're looking to jerk off to something besides giant fake tits & bald vaginas.