Monday, June 27, 2011

Hall Pass....retch.

I had the misfortune of watching Hall Pass a few weeks ago. I enjoy Owen in things occasionally & I don't know who the fuck Jason Sudekis is but I thought 'hey, why not give him a chance'.

So the premise of this movie is that once couples get married & crap out a couple kids, shit gets stale & horrific. What to do?!?! The broad from The Office seeks the advice of dried-up twat Joy Behart who says she should let her husband try to fuck someone else. The idea is that he'll fail miserably & learn to appreciate his wrinkly, orange wife again.

OF COURSE maximum consternation ensues. Office Broad thinks Owen is up to his ears in pussy. He's obviously not until the end, where he turns down a skeletal blonde w/bleached hair because he realizes how much he loves the combination of his wife's carrot orange spray tan & her ridiculous red dye job.

My consensus? Suck fest. Maybe I could relate if I was in a shitty relationship & had no life outside of raising children & fighting off my husband's advances.