Saturday, March 19, 2011

Fuck You, Chelsea Handler.

The Soup on E! ended & what began? Chelsea fucking Lately. I'm over it! The bitch doesn't even pretend that she's not reading material that some other Jew wrote on a cue card. And what's so cool about drinking vodka all the time. Anybody who drinks all the time is probably a piece of shit.

So I changed that bullshit!

Turns out Kill Bill is on TNT tonight, they appear to leave all the violence in but dub over the cursing, cos THAT'S the real problem.

This movie is fucking awesome. Normally I hate action movies, cos they suck balls & are boring as fuck. I don't wanna watch a bunch of faggots driving cars around real fast, or some dickheads like, fuckin' having fights & shit.

Uma Thurman is made from alien genetics & is superior than normal humans. I accept this. I watch her fight & I'm like, 'I would be murdered in .02 seconds, what a pussy.'.

Also, I like that Darryl Hannah is in this cos I haven't seen her in anything since Splash. I LOVE Splash! God, what a great movie. I hate it for popularizing the girls' name, Madison. How many idiots are named Madison? Whores name babies shit like that.