Red Riding Hood? Are we already out of ideas, Hollywood?

Thank Christ I got cable turned on finally. I've been watching hours of American Pickers & My Strange Addiction. In the midst of shows I saw a preview for a movie called Red Riding Hood. I was appalled by the snippet to the point where it needed documented.

"Little Red Riding Hood", a hood specifically made for riding what I'm going to assume is a horse. If the bitch has a horse, wtf is she doing walking through the woods? The horse totally could have kicked the shit out of a wolf w/o having to miss a step. End of story.

Amanda Seyfreid doesn't impress me as an actress. Her eyes stick out too far & she looks like 50,000 other girls in this country. Plus I've seen her photographed with Ryan Phillipe, he's Lord of the Douches.

2 thumbs way down, Tinseltown. Bring me the Arrested Development movie already!

Another Gay Movie=Stinking Garbage

Since Blockbuster has a horrific selection & its no wonder why they're going out of business, I rented a real Cleveland Steamer last night. I picked 3 titles, one of which was Another Gay Movie, of which I've never heard. I was like "Hey, this could be really clever or really shitty. I'm bored enough to find out.".

This waste of production starts out w/some gay kids' fantasy where he gets railed by his teacher in class. Then it segues to Gay Kid alluding to putting a carrot in a very uncomfortable place, & I don't mean the back of a Volkswagon. So I shut it off. After approximately 5min.

My opinion? Too fucking gay, man. There's a funny way to be gay & a totally disgusting faggoty way. This was that.

Breaking Bad? Breaking my balls.

Since I've moved & had to throw down shit tons of $ to secure a place, I can't afford to have cable until the 11th. Which means I'm limited to DVDs. Most of which I fucking hate.

Tonight's feature is the first episode of Breaking Bad. I thought "hey, might not be totally terrible, since I enjoy Bryan Cranston in things". Yeah! Other things. Not this.

The whole thing was as depressing as possible, a set up of how hopeless & desperate the main character is. That's fine when there's enough humor to balance it out, which there totally wasn't.

Also, there was weird sex in it & I'm not into that.

The high point for me was a song in one of the scenes by my favorite Mexican metal duo, Rodrigo y Gabriela. They are fucking awesome.

In conclusion, I'm glad I didn't pay to watch this & I doubt I'll pursue any further episodes. I'd rather watch Ponyo again.